Bulletproof Mom

Disclosure: This is a sponsored post.

Clearly, I have seen a bulletproof vest before. I mean, haven’t you? You know…the one that police wear. It’s bulletproof.  Little did I know that they would come in motherly sizes too one day.  But here before you, I have the truth in my bulletproof motherhood. It’s not a vest I wear—it’s a foamy mustache, thank you very much.  Courtesy of Bulletproof Coffee. Now, I used to think I was smarter than the average coffee drinker. I mean, my mom and sister used to own and run a coffee shop back in my hometown of Waterloo, Illinois so I like to think I know a thing or two about coffee.

Until the day the doorbell rang. And I was completely SCHOOLED on what “good” coffee really is! Bulletproof coffee has been taking the health and wellness world by storm. So, imagine this. A coffee cup with BRAIN OCTANE oil and BUTTER in it! Oh, and delicious coffee of course. So, here is how it works.  The coffee is certified clean coffee beans.  Did you know that coffee beans have mold? And caffeine is what keeps the mold away. So, clearly decaf? Loaded with the mold. Ew, right?  So once you know you’re coffee quality you’ll see how fresh the Bulletproof Coffee is along with the lack of mold!  Clean coffee beans also give you the mental edge and energy you need to perform. They used the lowest toxin, highest performing coffee out there.

Ok, so are you ready for the REALLY weird reason why I’m obsessed with this coffee craze? You put BUTTER in it! Yes!  Butter in your coffee! Grass-fed Ghee is best. Think grass-fed cows and how pure their bodies are—imagine the purity in your body too!  Pure fat, baby, pure! You add the Ghee then another magical element called Brain Octane Oil. Brain Octane comes from coconut oil, but has 16x the healthy fats to give you even more mental and physical energy. The Brain Octane Oil is the key component to have no coffee crash.

So, have I convinced you to try out Bulletproof yet?

Joey Fortman (Founder, RealityMoms)

Joey Fortman is the brains behind #RealityMoms. In 2008, after 20+ years in traditional media hosting radio shows around the country, Joey traded in the microphone for a diaper bag, struggling through her own personal crisis: unemployed, overweight and lost in the land of mommy bloggers. Little did Joey know, her traditional media background would pave the way for success at Real Mom Media. As a sought after media magnet, Joey has been featured nationally on Good Morning America, Dr. Phil, Anderson Cooper, the Katie Couric Show, Dr. Oz, Redbook, The Today Show, The Talk, Fox and Friends & The Newlywed Game. When not at the sports complex with one of her kids, on an island or a grocery store run, or on Facebook Live with #RealityMoms contributors, Joey is obsessed with adult coloring.

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