Right now, today: I don’t want to be Mommy. I want this season to pass. I want to wake up on the other side of their childhood.
I was terrified of ever seeing a penis, then later sort of mystified at how they worked. I never, ever imagined what a central role they’d play in my life.
Mom needs some time to relax and refresh too – so ditch the mom guilt and spend some time catching up with your besties on a girl’s weekend in Vegas.
Grocery shopping with kids goes through several stages – from wishful thinking “this won’t be too bad” to “OH MY GOODNESS WHAT WAS I THINKING” very quickly.
In Virginia, a new law allows police to arrest children over the age of 12 for going out on Halloween to trick-or-treat. What?